emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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muffinmonstermunchies:


I don’t care how this picture happened. I love it

muffinmonstermunchies:

I don’t care how this picture happened. I love it

(via kittydoom)

People can say anything they want but they don’t have to mean a thing they say…just gotta hope you can trust it

Dis bitch need a chicken wing

Dis bitch need a chicken wing

(Source: mandalais, via saint)

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breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

(via stability)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

(Source: hwlllstr, via danikaliforniah)